Church And Stuff

Aerobics! Today, after waking up I did some nice and fun aerobics! I've got a ton of aerobic videos and I'm supposed to be doing this stuff every day, but I keep forgetting! Not today though! I was aerobing up a storm! Now, I'm a pretty fit person. I'm trim and I'm very physically active, so aerobics aren't really necessary for me. But they're just so awesome! How could I NOT do them? How can ANYONE not do them? The music is awesome! The fast paced fun is awesome! It really gets the blood pumping! Yeah!

Well after the aerobics I went to Susans because we were gonna hang out today. However her mom was cleaning the house today so we had to leave. We went to Vi's house, because fun is always more fun in groups of three, but she went to the construction site to work today. Stupid construction! I never should have told her about that! We tried Marie's house next, but her mom told us that she was at church. Church! Marie is a proud Catholic, so it makes plenty of sense. I just realized something. Why does Marie go to our school? Shouldn't she be at a Catholic school somewhere? She has the perfect legs for a schoolgirl uniform. Oh well, I'm not complaining. Marie's real cool, public school's where she belongs. So we went to church. On the big sign outside the door it said "PERSEVERE--GOD IS AHEAD". I thought that was pretty cool.

I don't usually go to church and I'm not really a very religious person. I'm not really actively atheist though, I'm just simply too lazy to care. There could be a god, there could not be a god, why do I have to bother with it? Just let me be. Same with abortion. I don't care about abortion at all. Who cares about abortion? The least people could do is stop having pointless arguements about it. Despite what rallyers would have you believe, you can't make a difference in the world at all by arguing with other people who think they can, so stop trying. Leave the arguing to people who are actually in positions where they can do something about it and shut the hell up.

Now that my rant is out of the way, on with the story. Outside the door I warned Susan that lesbians weren't allowed in church, and that she was about to desecrate the house of God. She told me to shut up and quit being so stupid. Haha. Getting on Susan's nerves is really easy. We went inside and took a seat in the back, as quietly as possible so we wouldn't disturb the proceedings. It was really nice. It wasn't all fire and brimstone as some would have you believe, it was just a nice little presentation about God and such. For a little while they talked about how they were collecting donations for a new Mother Mary statue for the front of the church. The old one is really, well, old. Plus defaced beyond belief. Our town is a town of intolerant assholes. I'm not a Catholic or religious at all, but that sort of thing sickens me. I put 20 bucks in the collection plate, and Susan put in 15.

After the thing was over we went outside and met up with Marie. She looked good, all dolled up in her Sunday best. I told her she should have worn a sexy Catholic schoolgirl outfit and she laughed and shoved me. Somebody took away some of the letters on the sign outside so it said "SEVER GODS HEAD". Our town is a town of intolerant assholes. I said "That's so lame, what kind of jerk does that?" If I was more of the swearing type I would have sworn a lot more, it really upset me. It's good I didn't because there were still a lot of churchgoers around and they would have gotten mad.

Well the day was still young and so we went to Mel's Diner for some delicious food. I had shit on a shingle. Oh god, I love that stuff. Greatest meal of all time. There was a waiter there who was having a really hard time. He was obviously a new employee and was looking really frantic. The boss man kept yelling at him and berating him. Every time he stopped at our table to refill our drinks or something we told him "You can do it! You're the best!" I hope we brought his spirits up at least. Marie told me that she thought he was hot. I responded by telling her that I thought SHE was hot, and that her ample chest looked extremely inviting to me. She threw her spoon at me. She's really self-concious about her rather large tits. I wasn't lying, her boobs actually do look pretty inviting. I am going to have to grope them at least once before I die.

Then we all started walking home. Me and Susan departed from Marie, since she lives in a different direction from our houses. I asked Susan if she wanted to do Marie, because that's just the sort of thing you'd expect Susan to want to do. She told me that she actually wanted Olive a lot more. Perv. That's like pedophilia. When I finally got home I watched some Gundam. I ate dinner early tonight! It was crab! Crab is so gooooood!